John Shore

  • Email
  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Home
  • Blog
  • Books
  • About
  • Contact

November 2, 2017 1 Comment

Is he Mr. Right? Find out with this test.

Lately I’ve heard from a considerable number of women who basically got burned in relationships by guys who ultimately turned out to be less Prince Charming and more Burpy the Village Idiot.

So that got me thinking about what women might be able to do in order to discover what their potential life-mate is really made of, who the man behind the Dating Curtain really is. And voila: I arrived at these six tests any woman can use to discover whether or not the man she’s dating is Mr. Right, or Mr. Lite.

Test #1: Get into real knock-down, drag-out fight with him
You can tell just about everything you need to know about a person by the way they fight. You simply do not know someone until you’ve had a fight with them. My wife and I have a saying between us: A relationship is only as good as its first fight. People go crazy when they fight; what you want to know about your man is how crazy does he go, and how fast — and how much time he spends in Crazyland once he’s gone there. If in the heat of a real argument your man does a pretty good job of sticking to the point, or tends to ratchet the hostility down, or if he actually listens to the things you’re saying, that’s a beautiful sign. But if he goes vicious, or starts attacking you personally by going after weaknesses that in love you’ve shared with him before, or (God forbid) gets in any way physical, that, too is a sign. A “Wrong Way” sign.

Test #2: Go on a cross-country drive with him
People are pretty good at keeping their stuff together for predetermined lengths of time. Spending two weeks with someone in a car is like dragging Dracula outside at high noon: who they really are becomes very clear. On a long road trip there’s nowhere for a man to hide. Sooner or later his smooth and yummy outer layer will wear off, and his inner chewy nuttiness will be revealed. Plus, a lot of unexpected stuff happens on a road trip: you get lost, a tire blows, the campsite doesn’t hold your reservation, etc. Anyone does well when things are going well; a road trip is sure to show you how your man reacts when things go like they always go in life, which is contrary to plans.

Test #3: Have him care for you when you’re really sick
One (emphasize: one) of the reasons men love women so much is because women are just so darn pretty. Well, get ugly around your man for a change, and see how that works for you. Get biologically ugly: sneeze a lot, wipe your nose on your sleeve—no, on his sleeve!—, cough like you’re trying to turn yourself inside out, keep your hair all matted-up and funky, and just … exude Maximum Grossness. (Well, maybe notmaximum grossness. No need to get arrested or anything.) How does he behave while you’re practically croaking on your couch? Is he patient, sympathetic, loving, attentive? Or does he (eventually) act like your being sick is really a drag that he wishes you’d stop? The former, of course, is great; the latter could make for one ceremony-wrecking flashback when the officiate at your wedding gets to the “in sickness and in health” part. Chances are (sigh) that your would-be man has already shown you how ready he is to at a moment’s notice play the role of your father. That’s cool, or whatever. But what you also need to know from him is how willing he is to step up, when you need it, and assume the role of loving mother.

Test #4: Watch him around other women
For many reasons we won’t here delve into (socialization, hormones, insecurity, nature, the desire to confirm that they’re as irresistible as they think they are), men flirt. (As do women, of course.) Cool enough; that’s probably how you were attracted to your man in the first place. But once you and he have committed to being together exclusively, the only message your man ever needs to be sending any other woman is “I’m Sure You’re Very Cute, But Not to Me.” Next time the two of you attend a party, separate from him, and then watch him while he’s in Solo Socializing mode. If you see him consistently not flirting with batting-eyed beauties, fantastic. If you do see him turning on his Mr. Spectacular show, don’t panic. At some point after the party, though, do talk to him—and for real. Tell him how his flirting with other girls hurts your feelings, and—worse, maybe—how it  makes you look like a fool, and embarrasses you before your friends. If he sees and understands the truth of that, and sincerely agrees to full-on stop flirting with other women, that’s great: relationships are about honing and smoothing. But if, knowing how it does and must make you feel, he continues to flirt with other women, then he’s being very clear about not only who he is, but about whom he expects you to be or become.

Test #5: Watch how he treats service personnel
Waiters, busboys, doormen, janitors, maids, parking attendants, delivery people, store clerks … a man’s character is revealed by how he treats such people in his life. If towards service personnel or those beneath him professionally your man is brusque, dismissive, or in even the slightest way condescending, then as sure as sharks bite he’s going to start treating you that way, too. It’s just not possible for a man who doesn’t treat everyone with respect to respect you. It’s a symptom of a problem he has that you’re not going to be able to fix. Get out right away, or go down trying.

Test #6: Watch how he loses
Everyone wins well: in victory, everyone is gracious, magnanimous, humble, sweet. How a guy loses, however, tells you who he is. Be with your man sometime when he loses a game of some sort that he wanted or expected to win. (Bonus points if you’re the one who beats him.) Watch very carefully how he responds to defeat. A real winner knows it’s about remaining a winner, no matter the score.

Share this:

  • Tweet
  • Share on Tumblr
  • Email

Filed Under: Advice Tagged With: Ask John, marriage, relationships

Next →
What do I tell my child about racism?

Comments

  1. Jenny says

    July 14, 2018 at 8:15 pm

    Hi, John ~. I just love your advice Q&A. The one on hypocritical Christians tonight is beautiful. Thank you! I find it to be such a problem that non-believers hear the word ”Christian” and think they know what I believe. So many people who are Bible-loving, Christ-loving Christians believe homosexuality is a sin, eg, and that those who are homosexual are doomed for hell. I categorically, emphatically do NOT believe either part of that sentence. And I care a lot that people not think I’m that judgmental and exclusionary. Therefore, I tend to shy from putting the Christian label on myself with non-believers bc I fear the listener will assign to me his/her most recent negative experiences with Christians bc there’s a lot of negative to go around, most especially about gays, but also about Muslims and immigrants (who are surely “the least of these”!). I’m astounded and devastated by even my fellow church-goers who don’t view separating children from their parents as abhorrent and unconscionable. … I realize I’m working up to submitting a question to you in the near future. In the meantime, I’ll try to continue to keep my head down and eyes and heart on Jesus, God my father, and the Holy Spirit. … Anyway, thank you for your continued and repeated voice of love and reason — desperately needed today and immensely appreciated. God bless you!

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

My debut novel is Everywhere She's Not.

WINNER: BEST NEW FICTION, AMERICAN FICTION AWARD

FINALIST: PUBLISHERS WEEKLY BOOK-LIFE PRIZE

FINALIST: FIRST NOVEL, INDIE BOOK AWARD

Amazon
IndieBound
Barnes and Noble

Subscribe to my newsletter!

   
Monthly, free, ad-free, secure, unsubscribe with a click.
* indicates required
Privacy & Cookies: This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this website, you agree to their use.
To find out more, including how to control cookies, see here: Cookie Policy

Subscribe to Blog via Email

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Categories

Featured Posts

Interview with a woman in a long-term polyamorous relationship

What to tell your child about racism

Should I break up with the man I love because he’s an alcoholic?

6 Things to Know About Sexual Abuse and Forgiveness

Dear John: My husband’s suicide was my fault

Recent comments

  • John Shore on Hello from Asheville, mid-Feb, 2021
  • Karen McClellan on Hello from Asheville, mid-Feb, 2021
  • John Shore on Hello from Asheville, mid-Feb, 2021
  • charles maynes on Hello from Asheville, mid-Feb, 2021
  • John Shore on Hello from Asheville, mid-Feb, 2021
  • Marlene Lund on Hello from Asheville, mid-Feb, 2021
  • Linda on Dear John: My husband’s suicide was my fault
  • Sara McDaniel on Dear John: My husband’s suicide was my fault

Tags

abuse Adam and Eve aging alcoholism anger Ask John BLM Christianity Christmas creativity elderly parents feminism gardening George Floyd interview marriage Melanie Mother's Day polyamory racism relationships religion spirituality straw bale gardening straw bales suicide transgender Trump

Copyright © 2021 N. John Shore, Jr.

loading Cancel
Post was not sent - check your email addresses!
Email check failed, please try again
Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email.