Immediately upon awakening after yet another fitful night’s sleep, Ann snapped on the radio she’d been keeping on her bed stand for about a year already.
“President Trump pees on homeless children!” the thing screeched at her. “Putin named Special Director of Donald Trump Jr.’s. senate campaign! Trump declares all media but Fox News illegal! To strike a blow for freedom, send money now to this radio station! [Read more…]
Dear John,
I am seriously dreading this year’s holiday visits with my extended family, many of whom inexplicably voted for, and continue to support, Donald Trump. Safe to say I’m not looking forward to some of the conversations with our family’s Trumpnuts that I know are coming my way. Any tips on how I might stop myself from going ballistic when any of my relatives start bloviating about how awesome the Orange One is?
Sincerely yours,
Hoping to avoid actual jail time